tardwink 

the inability to wink at somebody with sexiness.

The other day I was at the mall and this hot girl gave me a tardwink! It was not sexy at all...

tardwink by Quail93 October 7, 2009

turdwinkle 

From the Shenandoah Class of 2010. A play name or stupid person.

Ladine, a clown, a sarcastic person.

turdwinkle by Natalie July 1, 2004

tadwinkle 

A. A silly person

B. A unit of measurement. Larger than a biscuit but smaller than a pancake.

C. A measurement of time. Shorter than a minute , longer than a jiffy.

I smashed my burger down to a tadwinkle.

tadwinkle by Randoh12 August 20, 2017

tardwind

a retard in the secret language of marlom

meja si tardwind

tardwind by Waalex October 6, 2003

terdwinkler 

an annoying child, or person.

Will you stop asking me for that you little terdwinkler.

terdwinkler by greylizerd August 5, 2010

turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....

That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!

turdwinker by Ozzie The Watchdog March 31, 2023