tardoholic

Someone who acts retarded when drunk.

Also someone who might be really intelligent when smart, but an instant retard when they start drinking.

You were a total Tardoholic at that party last night.

tardoholic by TJ Matto June 26, 2009

Taboholic 

Someone who's on the internet and has like 55 tabs open at once.

Steve: Hey Ron!, Did you happen to see how much tabs Colten had open earlier? Ron: No! I did not sir! Steve: Like 55! Ron: Wow! What a Taboholic!!

Taboholic by lueckmans1991 May 6, 2011

talcoholic 

A person who is addicted to getting drunk by inserting alcohol-soaked tampons into his or her lower orifices.

Why is that chick so drunk when she hasn't been drinking?

Oh, her? She's a talcoholic.

talcoholic by Daisy Mae Horton September 30, 2012

tardopolis 

1. A metropolis of retarded people.
2. A city where fuktards and retarblicans live.

The retarblican moved to tardopolis to be with the other dipshits.

tardopolis by ad-92129 May 2, 2011

tardolicious 

Tardolicious is a tard wich is a retard but more tardy than an actual tard.

God Brody you are so tardolicious!

tardolicious by [e-mail] April 24, 2006

cardoholic 

The excessive use of (typically many) credit cards as the preferred choice of payment over cash or debit.

"I know I'm a shopping addict, but now I'm a cardoholic too!"

cardoholic by Charles P. Whaley May 18, 2006

Turfoholic 

One who has excessive amounts of alcohol in the bloodstream due to raging!

Foo your a fat turfoholic.

Turfoholic by cammac197 August 26, 2010