Possessing too many tabs on the internet browser of your cell phone, tablet, or computer and strict refusal to close them because you feel like you're going to need them in the near-future.
Dude 1: Hey bro do you mind if I search up the nearest restaurant on you safari app?
Dude 2: Have at it man!
Dude 1: Bro, you have so many tabs open on your browser and I can't open a new one can I close them?
Dude 2: NO! I need all those tabs open!
Dude 1: you're such a tabaholic... I don't know if I can be your friend anymore.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.