Turfoholic

One who has excessive amounts of alcohol in the bloodstream due to raging!

Foo your a fat turfoholic.

by cammac197 August 26, 2010

tardoholic

Someone who acts retarded when drunk.

Also someone who might be really intelligent when smart, but an instant retard when they start drinking.

You were a total Tardoholic at that party last night.

by TJ Matto June 26, 2009

turkaholic

A person obsessed with saying the word turkey 50 times a week, and usualy tells people "stay away from my purple drink you turkey!"

Get away from that kool aid turkey you're so jive you dont even know your own flavor SAID THE TURKAHOLIC

by frendovturkoholicAKATI TIM TI April 21, 2009