1)This is a person that is very very stupid or did something stupid.

2)This could be a noob and they didn't know what they were doing.

3)Also Tard itself can be the short term of retarded.

What the heck did you do that for you Tardhead?
Are you a complete tard?

Tardhead by Itsnotimportant April 14, 2006

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tardhard

Stupidity to the max. Working really hard at being stupid. Stupidity beyond mere mortals, a tard god.

Obama's message to Jesse Jackson is to tard and tardhard.

tardhard by Norman the retard October 7, 2008

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tardhawk

The trend were people gel up their hair like a Mohawk, but without shaving the sides they are really just retarded posers. Commonly seen with the guidos and the Gap wearing crowd.

Hey, did you see that douchebag with the tardhawk? Either get a real Mohawk or learn to comb your hair!

tardhawk by themanwiththeplanhellyeah February 10, 2009

tardeque

(n.) tar di que An event where there is a higher than average number of people present with an IQ of 70 or less, and includes a cookout. (see barbecue)

John was in charge of the buns for the upcoming tardeque.

tardeque by TristaJ December 12, 2008

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tardhopper

noun. -one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Screwing the girl who takes the short bus to school would make you a grade "A" tardhopper.

tardhopper by Bluey6 October 5, 2006

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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