tardhq

a classroom where all the tards and the tard wranglers stick around

the tard wrangler escorted the tard to tardhq

by garbed duck September 15, 2017

tardsquatch

1. Hybrid of retard and sasquatch. 2. A large and/or hairy retard.

"She aggravates the piss out of me with her stupid questions."
"What do you expect? She's a fuckin' tardsquatch."

by Nokmin of Adonai October 4, 2006

Tardhead

1)This is a person that is very very stupid or did something stupid.

2)This could be a noob and they didn't know what they were doing.

3)Also Tard itself can be the short term of retarded.

What the heck did you do that for you Tardhead?
Are you a complete tard?

by Itsnotimportant April 14, 2006

tardhard

Stupidity to the max. Working really hard at being stupid. Stupidity beyond mere mortals, a tard god.

Obama's message to Jesse Jackson is to tard and tardhard.

by Norman the retard October 7, 2008

tardhawk

The trend were people gel up their hair like a Mohawk, but without shaving the sides they are really just retarded posers. Commonly seen with the guidos and the Gap wearing crowd.

Hey, did you see that douchebag with the tardhawk? Either get a real Mohawk or learn to comb your hair!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah February 10, 2009

tardeque

(n.) tar di que An event where there is a higher than average number of people present with an IQ of 70 or less, and includes a cookout. (see barbecue)

John was in charge of the buns for the upcoming tardeque.

by TristaJ December 12, 2008

tardhopper

noun. -one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Screwing the girl who takes the short bus to school would make you a grade "A" tardhopper.

by Bluey6 October 5, 2006