1)This is a person that is very very stupid or did something stupid.

2)This could be a noob and they didn't know what they were doing.

3)Also Tard itself can be the short term of retarded.

What the heck did you do that for you Tardhead?
Are you a complete tard?

Tardhead by Itsnotimportant April 14, 2006

tardhard

Stupidity to the max. Working really hard at being stupid. Stupidity beyond mere mortals, a tard god.

Obama's message to Jesse Jackson is to tard and tardhard.

tardhard by Norman the retard October 7, 2008

tardhawk

The trend were people gel up their hair like a Mohawk, but without shaving the sides they are really just retarded posers. Commonly seen with the guidos and the Gap wearing crowd.

Hey, did you see that douchebag with the tardhawk? Either get a real Mohawk or learn to comb your hair!

tardhawk by themanwiththeplanhellyeah February 10, 2009

tardeque

(n.) tar di que An event where there is a higher than average number of people present with an IQ of 70 or less, and includes a cookout. (see barbecue)

John was in charge of the buns for the upcoming tardeque.

tardeque by TristaJ December 12, 2008

tardhopper

noun. -one who has sexual relations with a retarded person.

Screwing the girl who takes the short bus to school would make you a grade "A" tardhopper.

tardhopper by Bluey6 October 5, 2006

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026