One of the greatest joys any man could ever know. Especially ones found around jungles that say things such as "to the weapons lab: main wing"
Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.
by Liquid Metal Snake April 2, 2005
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An item used by Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series to avoid detection. Snake can get a little weird with his cardboard box, like in MGS3 where he tells someone that the box is "his destiny"
"Hey, what's that?"
*Looks at cardboard box*
"Just a box"
*Turns back, Snake jumps out and blows away the guard*
by Snake556 September 1, 2005
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A Cardboard Box is a cheap, nasty or lower class whore. Usually found downtown during daylight hours and the also at around 3-4 AM on Sundays. Name refers to the "females" box aka snatch and cardboard meaning cheap and shitty used and abused and possibly recycled a few times.
Did you hear James got Aids from messing around with that skeezer he likes downtown. I warned him but like a dumb ass he started playing around with her cardboard box and voila he got burned bad. I actually don't care if he dies from this. As a matter of fact I hope it is painful since he decided ignore me.
by saharadryhumor January 24, 2015
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When a woman is surrounded by six tanned men who orient themselves into the shape of a box.
"Dude, Karen's such a slut, she got cardboard boxed last night!"

"We need five more guys to Cardboard Box Cindy Lou Who."

"One of Jesus Christ's More controversial miracles is when he duplicated himself into six copies of himself and Cardboard Boxed Mary Magdalene"
by Richard Johnson Jr. March 6, 2010
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The ultimate tool in stealth technology.
Treat your cardboard box with care. Take care of the box and it'll take care of you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love...don't be rough.
by not Solid Snake April 15, 2006
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a small apartment, house, or trailor that is in very poor condition. usually in poor neighborhoods and large cities.
by jmv August 17, 2005
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when the girl's body is too ugly or fat and you have no choice but to fuck her. The best method would be to put her in a cardboard box.
Drill a hole in the cardboard box where her pussy is-easy access for the dick-cardboard boxing
by Aleeesia November 16, 2011
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