tardbag
tardbag by Jesse Patrick May 9, 2006
tardbag
tardbabble
Undecipherable drivel that spews in spoken words or in text from a Retard attempting to sound clever by using one or a few BIG words, though the use of 'BIG words' is not necessary to qualify as tardbabble.
Can sometimes be mistaken for ramblings of a very intoxicated dim wit, and is the one language not spoken by even the most experienced Retard whisperer.
Can sometimes be mistaken for ramblings of a very intoxicated dim wit, and is the one language not spoken by even the most experienced Retard whisperer.
Danny: Hey Higz, my spelling sucks but I'm have intelligents, and I'm very patience and I know a lot about cybergenics and human evolution, I'm, a real, smarty, and I am ranked more dark side than Darth Vader
Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
VonDutch: Danny that made absolutely no sense at all
Higz: More undecipherable tardbabble Kris, I won't try to reason with the mental midget, it will only bring about even more undecipherable babble, and I'm running out of Advil
Bawahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
VonDutch: Danny that made absolutely no sense at all
Higz: More undecipherable tardbabble Kris, I won't try to reason with the mental midget, it will only bring about even more undecipherable babble, and I'm running out of Advil
tardbabble by Higzy Teflon July 6, 2009
turdbagger
Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.
turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016
tardball
A cross between a retard and a goofball. Typically, someone who is a complete moron that should not be asking questions or given any tasks that involve the mentality over the age of a six year old.
tardbar
Something or someone that is so profoundly stupid it is simply beyond human understanding. Most people will go their entire lives without seeing something truly tardbar.
Never in my life have I seen such stupidity and I do not imagine I ever shall again. I am in the presence of tardbar.
tardbar by Jack Stellehoeffer March 7, 2004
Tardwagon
Tardwagon by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005
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