Cardmonkey's definitions

noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

Tardwagon

n.

1. The short bus which carries mentally handicapped individuals to school.

"It's bad enough that I'm already late to class, but now I'm stuck behind the tardwagon."

by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005