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tard nuke 

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded
guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation
tard nuke by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

Tardnuke 

1. Something so stupid, or a widespread source of stupidity that spreads like a nuke spreads death and destruction. And poisons future generations with it's fallout.

2. Somebody or any collective group of people who promote acts of idiocy and causes others to act in similar ways to said "tardnuke".
Reality TV is a tardnuke it glorifies blatant stupidity, Profiling people, and causes entire groups of people to want to act like idiots, cause or promote baseless bigotry and/or in any way brings down the collective I.Q of those involved with it and anyone who supports it.
Tardnuke by Mr.Sir.Dr.Prof. April 18, 2014
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