tard hand
When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
tard hand by aero-instability October 9, 2010
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Tard Handler
one who watches over tards to make sure they don't fuck themselves in the head with other tard's penis'.
Tard Handler by YAAAYYY!!!! July 19, 2004
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handi-tard
A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.
handi-tard by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006
Handi-Tard Bar
Handi-Tard Bar by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005
handi-tard
someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.
handi-tard by nikki.a January 22, 2008
Handy-tard
A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.
Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"
Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"
Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "
sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "
Handy-tard by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009
Handi Tard
Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.
Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.
"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"
"you are such a handi tard!"
"you are such a handi tard!"
Handi Tard by TheItalianStallionnn January 14, 2010
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