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Tapistrate 

A combination of the two words tap and decorate. This word is used as a verb, and means the act of decorating a female's vagina. The decorations include mainly a penis. Other holes may also come into play.
"I am going to Tapistrate every hole tonight, It is going to look amazing!"
Tapistrate by ConksDonks September 13, 2014
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one who attacks another with any kind of tape
Oh my fucking god!...Josh is such a tapist, he attacked me with an entire roll of scotch tape yesterday!
tapist by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008
To consume various forms of carbohydrate rich foods namely pasta in small portions in order to be able to try them all.
I want gnocchi but I also feel like carbonara, and also some Alfredo, how about we just get some Tapasta!
Tapasta by Zan3 November 6, 2021

tapita de dulce 

a usually mexicana woman who is short and fat and wobbles when she walks.
oye vato your moms a tapita de dulce.
tapita de dulce by Ticitito November 10, 2007
Tarista is really pretty name she can be mean or nice depending on the day she loves the people that are close to her and will always stand up for her friends and family no matter she is very loving when it comes down to a relationship everyone loves a Tarista
Tarista is the best person in the world
Tarista by Tarista June 27, 2022

Tapitalize

Tapatilize- Strong will and desire to recognize the opportunity to strike while the iron is hot to put the "p in the v". If lucky the tapatalist could be involved in the following: kentucky lawnmower, bus driver, or even the marlin.
My friend Don was on a second date politely walking the girl to the door, when to his surprise she asked if he wanted to see her vibrator collection. Of course Don jumped at the chance to tapitalize on that shit. While it did result in the reverse cowgirl for Don, unfortunately he also ended up with a broken dick. Poor Don.
Tapitalize by DoubleDowners September 28, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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