Tapitalize

Tapatilize- Strong will and desire to recognize the opportunity to strike while the iron is hot to put the "p in the v". If lucky the tapatalist could be involved in the following: kentucky lawnmower, bus driver, or even the marlin.

My friend Don was on a second date politely walking the girl to the door, when to his surprise she asked if he wanted to see her vibrator collection. Of course Don jumped at the chance to tapitalize on that shit. While it did result in the reverse cowgirl for Don, unfortunately he also ended up with a broken dick. Poor Don.

Tapitalize by DoubleDowners September 28, 2017

tantalizer

An untouchable, forbidden fruit that uses her charm, wit , swagg, and sass to leave men hangin like testies... She is often mistaken for a tease, but lets be real, she aint no rookie!

A man's ego will fool him into thinking he can keep up with her fiesty gyrations, but before he knows it she's straight blown his mind and left him tingling. A tantalizer will use her face and body as a stage..cast mesmerizing spells and leave fools sprung. fantasies about impaling her are common, men would love to just bend her over right then and there but condoms would do no justice.

A womanizer has not met his match until he has encountered a tantalizer!!!!

tantalizer by hips with sass June 3, 2010

titalize 

To play with or make horny

I titalized her nipples

titalize by Quinn Walton June 27, 2003

capitalize 

to take advantage of a particular situtation with a girl and get some action

a girl shows up at you your house soaked from the cold rain and needs a hot shower. you use this to capitalize and fuck the girl

capitalize by jeremy345234 May 1, 2010

Capitalized Humor

The act of texting something with full caps and then using lowercase to make a "gentler" effect. This is usually a futile attempt at humor that never works, and in the end is quite annoying.

Friend: Hewlp

*H

*E

*L

*L

*O

THERE

Me: What are you doing

Friend: IT'S CALLED CAPITALIZED HUMOR

anyways want some popcorn?

Capitalized Humor by VoideMiste January 18, 2019

Under Capitalized

When the younger generation types emails in all lower case, disregarding the proper rules of grammar and style. Since they're so used to no-rules texting they can't use proper punctuation in emails.

Their emails are Under Capitalized!

to mark:

that was my concern. nothing worse than trying to get cindy and larry to agree. thanks

david

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David,

Your email was Under Capitalized!

-Mark

Under Capitalized by MarkZ June 22, 2012

capitalize on it 

when they want to be your boyfriend/girlfriend

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it

capitalize on it by dontnockthesocktillyouseethero June 12, 2019