Tap dance

Extremely cool. But very hard and some stuff quite fast. Didn't wanna put just hard and fast as it sounded inappropiate. Anyways it's very groovy and sounds awesome.

Person 1: So what do you think of tap dance?
Person 2: Well it's very groovy :)

Tap dance by urbandancer14 March 8, 2012

tap dance typist

tap dance typist (n). One who types so noisily on a PC that you can hear them from across the room (even fifty feet away). The more public the setting, the more annoying the situation. The typing often sounds as if the typing is mimicking a tap dance routine--with the enter/return button getting a big "stomp".

How are we going to get any work done in the library, Jane? That tap dance typist has been putting on a public show for over an hour!

tap dance typist by boggler April 10, 2009

Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.

ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."

Two finger tap dance by Stickyfingwrs February 16, 2010

Jersey City Tap Dance

A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.

It's the Jersey City Tap Dance, u better speed up or bend over!!

Jersey City Tap Dance by Höegardener October 18, 2010

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza

the greatest grindcore band of all time. ever. they make dillinger look like crap.

... no ... really... you dont understand

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza owns my soul

the tony danza tap dance extravaganza by jason February 16, 2005

norwiegan tap dance 

a norwiegan tap dance is when one recieves fellatio from a person that is "shotguning" a beer in both nostrils.

"Wow! That girl shotguned two beers through her nose so fast, while sucking me off!!! That was the best norwiegan tap dance I have ever had"

norwiegan tap dance by squid and t-rad fucked your mom hard January 12, 2009

Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ

Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.

John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"

James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"

John Belushi: "THE BAND!"

James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"

Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"

James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)

Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ by Karl45 June 30, 2009