tank job

where a tank runs over your junk

GIRL: "honey would you like a blowjob tonite?"

GUY: "you know what sweety i would prefer tonite if you got in that german a-105 panzer tank and ran the fuck over my bacon and cheese"

GIRL: "tank job buddy"

tank job by rayjayvay February 24, 2009

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Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.

My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!

Tank Job by jdirtybird May 16, 2025

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Sneaky Tank Job • TankJob • tank ass • tank slapper • tank top • tank driver • tank girl • tank you • Tank Fish • tank it

Sneaky Tank Job

When adorned in a full ninja costume, the act of approaching a blind civilian and swiftly inserting (no more and no less than) three fingers into said civilian's unsuspecting rectal cavity.

"Hey, look at that blind guy! I'm gonna hook him up with a sneaky tank job. He'll never know what hit him!

Sneaky Tank Job by jtroyanovski@umass.edu April 30, 2015

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TankJob

One of the most cruel things you can do to a person, or rather, their toilet. The TankJob can only be pulled off on a toilet that has a tank on the back (many commercial grade toilets don't have one, thus are not an option). To complete it, you must remove the lid of the tank, and crap directly into it (the source of the clean water when the toilet is flushed). A particularly messy crap is best, however, if you have the balls to pull this off, ANY crap will do. Toilet paper NEVER makes it's way into the tank during the process... it ALWAYS is to be placed in the toilet bowl, where it belongs.

Ripped up on free beer at his cousin Steve's wedding, Glen decides that the country club it's being held at REALLY needs a TankJob. It's a hard choice between that and pooping on the practice putting green (which is lit and in full view of the dining room), but the club ultimately receives the TankJob.

TankJob by SuperTanker7 October 18, 2004

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tankjob

An excruciating blowjob with little or no pleasure.

Bill was very upset the following morning after getting a tankjob from a girl he met at the bar.

tankjob by mythss February 1, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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