tampowned 

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding

Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.

tampowned by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006

Tamponed 

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.

My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...

Tamponed by shocksystem May 23, 2011

tampwned 

when a guy notices that a girl has left tampons in his bathroom, signifying girlfriend status

I thought she and I had a casual thing going, but she tampwned me.

tampwned by tampwnee January 14, 2009

tacowned 

When happens to your ass after eating at taco bell.

After eating at Taco Bell I ran to the bathroom and got tacowned.

tacowned by nolanftl October 20, 2009

tampooned 

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.

eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse

tampooned by nathz January 20, 2010

typowned 

To be pwned by a typo. This often happens to Grammar Nazis and suchlike.

<random_guy_1>:Dude, that's now how yuo spell 'Cathedral'.
<random_guy_2>:Dude, that's not how you spell 'you'. Typowned!

typowned by evil0verl0rd January 29, 2009

tamponed 

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.

Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!

tamponed by Densa January 18, 2007