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Tamponed
Tamponed by shocksystem May 23, 2011
tampowned
tampowned by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006
tampwnd
1. n. the act of getting pwnd in something by a girl or woman
2. v. pwning a girl or woman in something
3. v. having sex with a girl while she's on her period
2. v. pwning a girl or woman in something
3. v. having sex with a girl while she's on her period
1 dude sarah tampwnd you in cod last night
2 damn i tampwnd julia in madden
3 dude i totally tampwnd your mom last night my dick was all bloody
2 damn i tampwnd julia in madden
3 dude i totally tampwnd your mom last night my dick was all bloody
tampwnd by bonajbanks March 16, 2010
tamponed
When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.
Like throwing away a used tampon.
Like throwing away a used tampon.
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