Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Tampwned 

When an animal, eg; a dog eats a blood soaked tampon which has been disgarded.
Sam's dog got tampwned!
Tampwned by Ladd August 24, 2008
Related Words

Tamponed 

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.
My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...
Tamponed by shocksystem May 23, 2011

tampowned 

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding
Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.
tampowned by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006

tamponed 

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.
Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!
tamponed by Densa January 18, 2007
1. n. the act of getting pwnd in something by a girl or woman
2. v. pwning a girl or woman in something
3. v. having sex with a girl while she's on her period
1 dude sarah tampwnd you in cod last night
2 damn i tampwnd julia in madden
3 dude i totally tampwnd your mom last night my dick was all bloody
tampwnd by bonajbanks March 16, 2010

tamponed 

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.
I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!
tamponed by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Load more