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tampwned 

when a guy notices that a girl has left tampons in his bathroom, signifying girlfriend status
I thought she and I had a casual thing going, but she tampwned me.
tampwned by tampwnee January 14, 2009
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Tampwned 

When an animal, eg; a dog eats a blood soaked tampon which has been disgarded.
Sam's dog got tampwned!
Tampwned by Ladd August 24, 2008
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Tamponed 

Being in the best place at the worst possible time.
My friend went to an awesome strip club, but he had a girlfriend. He was pretty tamponed...
Tamponed by shocksystem May 23, 2011

tampowned 

Getting beat up so badly that tampons are required to stop the bleeding
Dude, Eddie got so tampowned after they shoved that pool cue up his ass.
tampowned by Nelson Wilbury January 16, 2006

tamponed 

The act of using the vagina as a hiding place for items, especially stolen goods.
Look! Theres the bitch that tamponed my cellphone and ran off!
tamponed by Densa January 18, 2007
1. n. the act of getting pwnd in something by a girl or woman
2. v. pwning a girl or woman in something
3. v. having sex with a girl while she's on her period
1 dude sarah tampwnd you in cod last night
2 damn i tampwnd julia in madden
3 dude i totally tampwnd your mom last night my dick was all bloody
tampwnd by bonajbanks March 16, 2010

tamponed 

When a female (senior/boss) treats you like a personal slave and then totally ignores/neglects you when its time to return the favor.

Like throwing away a used tampon.
I have been running personal errands for my boss for the past year and now she has promoted my junior as my manager. She has tamponed me!!
tamponed by YoYo_Ash July 27, 2016
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