tampin

a tampon that is pushed inside a vagina. usually caused by both parties being overexcited and juiced at the start of intercourse that the hard-on easily 'tamped in' the tampon without being noticed.

I met a wild chick and we hit it off right away. By the time we got to a couch we were ready to explode. I was banging away and only later noticed the blister on my cock from rubbing against the ripcord all night. Guess I gave her a tampin. Hope she got it out the next morning.

by pornhorn55 January 15, 2010

Tampin'

A Wenglish word for very angry with some thing/person.

She's becomer such a poser lately. Fuckin' tampin' I am.

by >pk< January 20, 2006

Tampin' Campin

Waiting for a girls period to be over so you can commit sexual acts.

Waiting for Jenny's period to be over so we can do the horizontal Hula, I am getting tired of Tampin' Campin.

by DJDave6969 January 11, 2015

Crampin' and Tampin'

verb: what a lady does when shes on her menstrual cycle, PMS

Guy 1: whats wrong wit dat bitch?
Guy 2: oh shes just crampin' and tampin'

by AverageSizedPeter December 31, 2008

chloe tampin

Chloe tampin wrong one for me so I’m gonna do the same. I am not even gonna lie to anyone that reads this. You need yourself a Chloe tampin now she may not be the most smart person but i know for a fact that she is one of a kind she is funny,absolutely stunning, and one of the best friends anyone could ask for. Even tho she put this about me she has been through so much Thursday past through years but u don’t even know how strong this girl is like imagine being gorgeous and strong at the same time I actually can’t believe how much she has been through and still is one of the kindest people a person could meet she has the best advice on everything and even can be verrry silly at times but we move 💓💓💗💗. Hey clo how are u doing

‘Hello my name is Chloe tampin,nice to meet you.’

by Paige greenwood May 30, 2022

Turd Tampin Hammer Grabber

An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.

As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.

by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022