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tampeado 

when a female is close to orgasming on her period. when she finally does climax, a tampeado is the action of the tampon shooting out of the vagina like a torpedo.
i was giving erin an orgasm last night, and her tampeado struck me in the face.
tampeado by mygirlfriendishot April 20, 2009
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When you pretend to be asleep and take all the weenie you can
Jefe:How did you sleep last night manna?

Manna: I sleep like a champ after that tampadog!
Tampadog by The shard February 17, 2022
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A Tampon (used or otherwise) that has been propelled by some means, such as throwing or via a catapult.
"Oh crap, here comes a bombardment of tampedos. Look out that ones been used!"
Tampedo by Frostbyte January 26, 2006
another way of relating the menstrual cycle to random bursts of explosive bitchy-ness

derivatives Tampon+ torpedo= tampedo
Fire ALL tampedos!

but we only get the ONE a month >.>

FINE! Fire THE tampedo!
Tampedo by TEEGAGAIN November 6, 2009
When a tampon is unexpectedly thrust from within the vagina by a sneez or a cough.
Oh no, I sneezed and a tampedo flew out; watch your head!
Tampedo by Jac52392 February 21, 2021
When a feminine hygiene product is shot out of a menstrating ham wallet with such force that it splatters upon impact leaving a mark made of uterine lining resembling a psychiatrist’s ink blotter test.
I don’t know why Karen wore a skirt in gym while she was on her period but, when she got pegged in her belly by the dodge ball Tommy threw, she shot a TAMPEDO onto the floor so hard that it left a plates sized crater on the basketball court and we all kept discussing what it looked like as if we were taking the Rorschach ink blot test.
Tampedo by anonymous March 8, 2021
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