Talp

When one thrusts their finger into a male's urethra unexpectedly.

"Ow you bitch! Don't you ever Talp me again!

by Titties! December 12, 2010

TALP

Trump Appointee Lining Pockets. A public official appointed to his positron by President Donald Trump who is using the powers of his/her official position to generate or increase the personal wealth of him/herself, family , friends, or associates.

Look at that shameless TALP over there flashing his ill-gotten wads of cash in front of all the MILFs.

by Sergeant Bri March 21, 2019

talp

"the dance a Irishman does before ejaculation"

the horny Irishman performed a beatuful Talp.

by Tyler September 12, 2003

Talpa

The main enemy in the hit anime Ronin Warriors.

Talpa is without a doubt the most badass anime villain of all time. The way he speaks, fights, and his armor all flow together to create one awesome ass-kicking machine whose name is TALPA!

lol. Talpa just pwnt Ryo.

Shut up. Talpa could take Naraku with his arms cut off!

Talpa is the best.

by jenou May 12, 2007

talps

Tight Ass Lesbian Prudes

Dude those chicks are total talps

by Jake Coolson February 28, 2008

Talpita

She is very one of a kind... Sometimes not in a good way. She has a bad anger problem. Lots if friends come in out of her life. She plays and seems cute and innocent but trust me she isn't. She has a roblox addiction. she thinks she is so hot cause she is. jk She also hates chores and wants other people to do it.

MOM- "Talpita go throw the trash."
Talpita- "NO i hate taking out the trash i wanna play ROBLOX! ugh

by MaybeBaby65 May 4, 2020

Ammad talpur

a person who is famous for liking anal, lolis and incest also someone who had very shit taste

hey that guy is a ammad talpur

by dr. shafkat mehmood December 8, 2021