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When one thrusts their finger into a male's urethra unexpectedly.
"Ow you bitch! Don't you ever Talp me again!
Talp by Titties! December 12, 2010
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Trump Appointee Lining Pockets. A public official appointed to his positron by President Donald Trump who is using the powers of his/her official position to generate or increase the personal wealth of him/herself, family , friends, or associates.
Look at that shameless TALP over there flashing his ill-gotten wads of cash in front of all the MILFs.
TALP by Sergeant Bri March 21, 2019
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"the dance a Irishman does before ejaculation"
the horny Irishman performed a beatuful Talp.
talp by Tyler September 12, 2003
The main enemy in the hit anime Ronin Warriors.

Talpa is without a doubt the most badass anime villain of all time. The way he speaks, fights, and his armor all flow together to create one awesome ass-kicking machine whose name is TALPA!
lol. Talpa just pwnt Ryo.

Shut up. Talpa could take Naraku with his arms cut off!

Talpa is the best.
Talpa by jenou May 12, 2007
Dude those chicks are total talps
talps by Jake Coolson February 28, 2008
She is very one of a kind... Sometimes not in a good way. She has a bad anger problem. Lots if friends come in out of her life. She plays and seems cute and innocent but trust me she isn't. She has a roblox addiction. she thinks she is so hot cause she is. jk She also hates chores and wants other people to do it.
MOM- "Talpita go throw the trash."
Talpita- "NO i hate taking out the trash i wanna play ROBLOX! ugh
Talpita by MaybeBaby65 May 4, 2020

Ammad talpur

a person who is famous for liking anal, lolis and incest also someone who had very shit taste
hey that guy is a ammad talpur
Ammad talpur by dr. shafkat mehmood December 8, 2021
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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