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sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

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sometimes when i am talking to you (it's feels like you don't wanna talk to me and i am just pushing the talk )

whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you 

basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.
'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'

Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

Talking to Someone 

A relationship status that is defined by being single, yet reserving yourself for the person you're "talking to".
"Do you know if she's single?"

"She is, but she's talking to someone"

talking to a brick wall 

Is a phrase used to sarcastically explain that the person you are talking to do is not listening or is so dumb that they don't understand
Wow you're so stupid it's like talking to a brick wall
talking to a brick wall by Ohdearlol December 28, 2013

talking to yourself 

Generally it is better if you keep the conversation that you are having with yourself in your head so people refrain from calling you any number of names starting with insane, unless of course it is a very interesting conversation on a very boring rainy day where other mental stimulation is nowhere to be found and a crazy person is funny not weird. During these circumstances it is always better to overdo it so the general public thinks you are kidding.

You are not crazy if you are talking to yourself as long as you do not answer.
"MOM! Johnny is talking to himself again!"
"Dont worry about it honey hes got nothing better to do today if you want to start talking to yourself, i am sure his personalities wont mind."
talking to yourself by tuxy August 5, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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