basically, the person who tells you this, is the fucking worst person, so do not be friend with that person cuz I have a friend like that, she just texted me that cuz we are in an argument, they are very toxic peeps.
'(the argument or whatsoever), whatever i dont want to waste time talking to you...(the emoji which have its eyes rolling)'
Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
Generally it is better if you keep the conversation that you are having with yourself in your head so people refrain from calling you any number of names starting with insane, unless of course it is a very interesting conversation on a very boring rainy day where other mental stimulation is nowhere to be found and a crazy person is funny not weird. During these circumstances it is always better to overdo it so the general public thinks you are kidding.
You are not crazy if you are talking to yourself as long as you do not answer.
"MOM! Johnny is talking to himself again!"
"Dont worry about it honey hes got nothing better to do today if you want to start talking to yourself, i am sure his personalities wont mind."