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talimance 

The act of carrying on a relationship with an alien named Tali in the game "Mass Effect 2".
"Did you hook up with Liara in Mass Effect 1?"
"No I'd rather have a Talimance in Mass Effect 2."
talimance by WindToonLink February 12, 2010
Words you can keep
Taimane is someone who can pull you I with one smile or laugh in under a heart beat, she is very addictive and contagious.

Taimane has a petite height and she is as cute as a baby... but if you know her for long she will become sexy, outgoing and freaky.

Do not get on Taimanes bad side because she will hurt you.

Taimane is someone you should keep in your life and shouldn't let go of because you'll only meet one like her.

Taimane will love you forever and will be an excellent wife or girlfriend, she is also a great kisser and great in bed
Damn bro Taimane has my heart
Taimane can make our bro
Fuck Taimane is good in bed
Omg! Taimane is so cute
Ohh Taimane is so small I can carry her
taimane by ronensmartass November 12, 2018

Talibangelical 

A Bible Belt Republican who is terrified that Muslims want to bring Sharia law to the US, yet wants to make abortions punishable by death. Wants to indoctrinate children in schools and teach creationist bullshit rather than evolution, and claims God put dinosaur fossils in the earth to test Christian faith, but they don't possess the the self awareness or critical thinking ability to understand that they actually DO want Sharia law, but with white people.
I'm so tired of seeing Talibangelicals with their posters of embryos outside Planned Parenthood, harrassing women who are there to refill their birth control.
Talibangelical by ZiggyStardust666 November 6, 2019

Talibangelist 

(n.) 1) a demagogical, radical-right-wing evangelical, most often Christian, that believes that the Bible is the inerrant word of God and must therefore be taken literally.

2) a right-wing Christian shill with an internet presence, frequently associated with so called "pro family" groups that rarely help real families at all, but will make up virtually anything to get people to donate money to promote narrow interpretations of scripture and repress progressive political agendas.

3) an individual that engages in bigoted attacks based on narrow interpretations of Biblical morality under the cover of ecclesiastical authority and who usually makes false claims of victimhood when challenged.

The demonizing lies, half-truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate scientific studies were typical of a Talibangelist.
His demonizing lies, half truths, appeals to junk-science, and outright distortions of legitimate science were all typical of a talibangelist.
Talibangelist by David C' June 14, 2009

Talimancer

A Talimancer is someone who is a fan of Tali's romance from Mass Effect. They can be catagorized in three different ways:
LUST:
1-These people have no intimate interest with the mass effect character. They just like her character.
2-These people will find Tali attractive. However, they usually have little sexual interest in her.
3-These will find Tali attractive and will often engage their mind in sexual fantasies about her. They will be intrigued by her alien features as they will usually be Xenophillics.
ARGUMENTAL:
1-Some will not defend Tali against Talibashers and will not argue 'How amazing Tali is'.
2-These Talimancers will often defend Tali against Talibashers who try to diminish Tali as a character. They will argue to get across their point that Tali is a great fictional character.
3-These make comments that are vulger or obsessive. These can be notions towards sexual fantasies about Tali, or spams about how amazing she is.
ACTION:
1-Some just like Tali as a character. They will take little interest in her beyond the video games and will only go as far as romancing her in most of their mass effect careers and making choices that benefit her.
2-All of above and more. They will constantly search for things related to her such as images and information about Tali. They may make fan art and make or read fanfictions based on Tali.
3-The Talimancers at this level will do all of the above and more. Their searches will often be of a more sexual nature.
Those Hips Tali has the most adorable voice ever Talimancer I have a shotgun

Talibangelical 

A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.
Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!
Talibangelical by Rok'n'rol Wannabe September 6, 2021

Talibanned

1. The act of banning any Taliban member from a specific area or activity.

Examples include: Crossing a border, entering a city, serving on a tribal committee or boarding an airplane. In some cases, local governments are trying to recruit ex-Taliban members into the fold, providing a way out from "Talibanishment."

2. The continuing effort by Pakistani and Afghani officials to eliminate Taliban violence by labeling specific individuals or groups as terrorists.

3. An extremely difficult task.
Mustafa won't be coming to Lahore for the soccer game next week. He's been Talibanned.
Talibanned by Peter Kobs January 4, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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