Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
Hym "They aren't taking orders. It has nothing to do with people giving orders. It just you not listening. That's all. You not listening paying the price for it. A hot half Asian telling you who to blame and you just doing that instead."
It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.