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I ain’t taking that shit No Mo
Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”
Tom said, “Yeah, so?”
Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”
Tom said, “Yeah, so?”
Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”
I ain’t taking that shit No Mo by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023
my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give
Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*
my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020
They aren't taking orders
Hym "They aren't taking orders. It has nothing to do with people giving orders. It just you not listening. That's all. You not listening paying the price for it. A hot half Asian telling you who to blame and you just doing that instead."
They aren't taking orders by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
Taking the Henry Michael
Taking the Henry Michael If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.
Taking the Henry Michael by topbantslad April 6, 2017
taking the browns to the superbowl
to defecate
taking the browns to the superbowl by drew November 25, 2003
are you taking the piss
It's is a British term that people often use to say 'are you joking' or 'are you serious'. 'Piss' means 'urine'. Someone who takes the piss a lot is often called a 'piss take' since they 'take the piss'.
are you taking the piss by Light skin goddess January 19, 2018
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trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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