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Russia should be taken down 

It is time to advance the new world order. Let’s destroy all other opponents. Can’t wait

My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN! 

A whiny quote from Dr. Jordan Peterson
Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones "My ViDeO gOt TaKeN dOwN!"

Hym "More of your videos SHOULD be getting talen down because some of those references to me are either copyrighted or derivative. Are YOU (a highly credentialed mainstream intellectual) buying second hand content from Urban Dictionary, Jordan?"

Dr. Jordan Peterson "Identity is negotiated!"

Hym "I don't answer to PROPERTY, Jordan! You've been colonized! Except UP ONE LEVEL OF ABSTRACTION!"
The word take down, or TD, is used to describe a male or female meeting a member of the opposite sex (or same sex, I suppose) at a bar, restaurant, social gathering, super market, gym, etc., and physically leaving with that person and either making out extensively or having sex. There are different levels of take downs. A full take down, or full TD, is sex. A partial take down may just be oral sex or extensive making out. It is important to classify your TD. TD in itself just means a hook up. A full TD means much more.
Bob: Jimbo went to the Publick House bar last night, met a young coed, left with her, and had an extensive take down.
George: Was it a full TD?
Bob: I don't think so, just extensive.
George: Man, that Jimbo.

Larry went to Pavlov's bar last night and had a full TD on an empty keg in the stock room.
Take Down by scpar8 June 29, 2006

face down take down 

A brutal take down/hold technique which is taught in most police academies. It has been banned in several states because it is know to kill the victim.
A police did a face down take down on my ass for not tucking in my shirt.
1. In wrestling, the act of going for a neutral (standing) position to a position where you are in the dominating (top) position and your opponent is in the submissive (down) position. Often involves throwing and / or otherwise knocking your opponent to the floor.
1. Coach taught us another single-leg take down yesterday.
take down by R34lpolitik December 9, 2007
(v.) To bring something down with full force. Literally, to grab someone in the chest area when diving for them and to push them down to the ground with you.
"It's time for a take down on crime", said the mayor, before returning to his office to collect the bribes he had forgotten.
take down by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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