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taken care of

when my friend got in deep with the mafia, they came to his house late at night and now he's wearing cement shoes in the bottom of a lake.
friend
-Dude wheres jack?

me
-he owed money to the mafia now he's taken care of.

friend
-Oh... I call his car
Words you can keep

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.
"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

take care of that ass 

it's the same definition as fucking.
when ya gonna let me take care of that ass?

take care of those flowers wrong number 

A line from "Flowers From 1970" that Dream said
Dream: Take care of those flowers wrong number

I Have Some Business To Take Care Of 

It's like telling someone - Piss off, I no longer wish to hear your voice and pretend to be interested.
-Thinking- "Man, I really want to get away from this idiot... I can't stand the prattle eminating from their mouth...."
-Speaking- "Hey, Bill... I have some business to take care of. Can I get back to you later?"

take care of 

"To Kill" as the Mafia "takes care of" its enemies.
We ought to "take care of " ISIS members.
take care of by stealth46 January 27, 2017

Take care of the kid 

To satisfy someone sexually; orally, usually to repay a favor.
"Sure I'll pay for your drinks, but you gotta Take care of the kid, know what I mean?
Take care of the kid by ArthurLange February 12, 2009
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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