take one on

(1) get hired -either 'him' or 'her', ie: take her/him on

(2) acceptance as sex partner, "lover", business partner

jim mcfoolsis the employer, didn't think he needed to take a human on, but had to take one on anyway

kate convinced the candy store owner to take her on

mark got the green light from carrie, that she would take him on

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019

take one for the team

The act of someone willingly making a sacrifice for the benefit of others.

There wasn't enough room in the car, so Jerry decided to take one for the team and stayed behind while the reast of us went to the big concert.

"Man, Jerry warned us that movie would suck, so he went to go see it before the rest of us just to make sure, and man was he right."
"Yeah man, he can really take one for the team.

by TheKoW November 9, 2006

Take One Car

Intelligent Experimental/Indie rock band from Poughkeepsie, NY. Formed in 2007.

Known for their energetic live performances,eerie riffs, great soundscapes, and driven Vocals.

"Take One Car rocks"

by snickerspj August 9, 2008

take one for the meme

Voluntarily placing oneself in an awkward and possibly compromising photo with the premeditated intent of creating a meme out of said photo.

(Bro's 1 and 2 are posing for a photo by Eiffel Towering some chick)

(Bro 3 jumps in on the photo creating an awkward situation for everyone involved)

Bro 1 - "Dude, that was pretty damn gay, bro."

Bro 3 - "Relax fool! Just let me take one for the meme. It'll be hilarious later."

Bro 2 - "Oh no shit?? Hell yeah dogg."

by nussbro September 29, 2011

take one for the team

to allow yourself to get hit by a pitch in order to improve your team's chances of winning a baseball team.

Johnny, I know you can do it. You've struck out every at-bat this season and you really suck, obviously, so get out there and take one for the team!

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Take one for the Peen

Meant to sound like "Take one for the team." This means you are dating a girl you are not really attracted to, just for the sex. In doing this, you are taking one for your penis.

I started dating Michelle, she's not super hot, but I've got to take one for the Peen.

by Nuuuuuuuuu June 7, 2009