take a flying fuck 

An infinitely more complicated and interesting way to tell someone to fuck off.

"He asked if he could bang my sister, and I told him to take a flying fuck at the moon!"

take a flying fuck by Midnight Assassin March 1, 2016

Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut 

basically go fuck yourself

"Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut, cocksucker"

Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut by Mary November 24, 2003

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick 

A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.

The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.

Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"

Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"

Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"

Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"

take a flying liplock to my fuck stick by 1spacedcowboy November 23, 2009