take a l
take a l by Jaynumbanine July 1, 2016
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take a thick L
DestructinatorYT (who you should totally subscribe to): *kills n00b* TAKE A THICK L YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT
take a thick L by Destructinator-sub to me on yt March 10, 2019
Take a leak
(Informal) to urinate, to piss, relieve oneself. (Crude. Use caution with the topic. Usually in reference to a male.) I gotta take a leak. Man, it felt so good to finally take a leak.
Take a leak by Fearless Freddie July 17, 2014
take a load off
take a load off by Light Joker May 2, 2006
Take a Lap
When someone does something exponentially stupid, you tell them to "Take a Lap".
At this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.
May also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her
At this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.
May also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her
RJ: Did you know that the polar ice caps are getting bigger?!
Moe: Wtf dude? No way, you're so dumb...
RJ: No your mom came in my mouth!
Moe Lexie and Mark: Take a lap douchebag.
RJ: Idk how to spell lap?
______________________________
or
Moe: I laughed at her
Jordan: Your mom made me laugh!
Moe: Take a lap.
Jordan: Swim a lap!
Moe: Take another lap for that one.
Moe: Wtf dude? No way, you're so dumb...
RJ: No your mom came in my mouth!
Moe Lexie and Mark: Take a lap douchebag.
RJ: Idk how to spell lap?
______________________________
or
Moe: I laughed at her
Jordan: Your mom made me laugh!
Moe: Take a lap.
Jordan: Swim a lap!
Moe: Take another lap for that one.
Take a Lap by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008
take a long walk off a short pier
take a long walk off a short pier by mite74 January 5, 2009
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