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Taizon is one of the biggest assholes you will ever meet. You will not be drawn to his "charming personality" although you will be moved by his care and compassion towards other. Never forget he is still the biggest asshole you will ever meet.
My name is Taizon
taizon by PVDC May 8, 2017
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taikonaut 

A Chinese space traveler, derived from the Chinese term "taikong ren," which translates roughly as "spaceman."
American space travelers are astronauts; Russian space travelers are cosmonauts; Chinese space travelers are taikonauts. Three taikonauts are supposed to be launched into orbit in the fall of 2003.
taikonaut by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003
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taizon Taiyona Taizo Taijon taikonaut tailon taison taizen taiznil tamzon
Basically it means someone who helps , likes and respects black men.
"That person is so kind , he must be a Taizun"
Taizun by Homie-K-Dawg January 21, 2013
Nice,beautiful,talented, and a fast learner. Her bestie would be a Gemini duh. She is a strong beautiful tarus with good finances and a good heart. But don't mess with them cause they will fight you and win
Taiyona will beat yo ass
Taiyona by litttt.slayyy April 9, 2018
A swaggersaurus of a male. Tall, Dark, and handsome. Undeniably talented, creative, and an around cool guy.
Did you see him? He was such a Taijon.
Taijon by best wife ever February 3, 2010
Taivon is the name of a very hot black guy. He has a great personality but can be a bit of an asshole at times. He has a amazing dick too.
"Taivon's looking sexxy today"

'I know!'
taivon by orgasms6944 April 14, 2014
Probably the funniest person you will ever meet. He's very chill and laid back but can get serious in an instant.
Wow listen to tizon isn't he hilarious
tizon by Humble Beast 88 February 2, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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