taintum' 

Instead of tea bagging you use your taint.

Man he had a real snaggle tooth I had to taintum'

taintum' by fourth and schlong July 27, 2010

taintman 

Usually referring to a man with a small penis but a high sense masculinity.

Ashton is such a taintman.

taintman by bruh9898 December 12, 2016

taintamajig 

Any tool or toy used to alter or stimulate ones taint.

Oh Billy, continue to scrub my grundle with that toothbrush. Who would have thought a tooth brush would be such a good taintamajig?!

taintamajig by Bstack April 30, 2006

Taintmongler

One who licks taints excessively.

My girlfriend is such a taintmongler. it's so raw down there.

Taintmongler by Lairn September 29, 2010

Taitum 

One of the most amazingest, incrediblest person around. A terrific friend who will always be there no matter what. Love her to death!

Taitum is a best friend and a sister to me.

Taitum by Liz Blahh July 22, 2009

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.

Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.

taintular cystosis by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

Taintmas 

The period of time between Christmas and the New Year. Often used to express disdain for that time. See taint.

My whole family is coming over for Taintmas to drink me out of house and home.

Taintmas by Anarch0n July 26, 2008