Taintular

Something that relates to or involves taint.
Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always helps forget about taint. Except my mouth I'd face is in the taintular region. Is taintular a word?"
Creep: "women won't let me into the taintular regions."
Raphael: "Ok bit of a weird thing to tell a random person in the bar."
Creep:" I think it is because my parents named me after a Radiohead song."
Raphael: "Which one did they name you after."
Creep:"Creep, my name is Creep Daddy Johnson."
Raphael:" Your parents where cruel but seriously change your name and then maybe you can get into some taintular regions or if $650 you can."
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Taintular

Area around or where the taint is

Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always help forget about taint. Except for my mouth and face is in the taintular region."
Creepy weirdo on the internet: I can't get into anyone's taintular region.
Normal person: "Probably because our parents were cruel and named us these weird ass names."
Creepy weirdo on the internet: "Fair point"
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taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.
Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
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