tail-wind

An opposite-of-headwind breeze dat you would NOT want to have happen if you yourself were producing a significant "tail-wind" which you did not want to have to smell.

If you need to avoid a tail-wind to prevent your own "tail-wind" from assailing yer nostrils, ya can always try simply walking in da opposite direction.

by QuacksO March 27, 2026

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

tailwind

An affectionate term used to describe farting, flatulance, or offensive odors and/or sounds originating from the rectum.

"Her tailwind is about the loudest I've ever heard."

"Tommy was mighty proud of his powerful tailwind."

"If you can't beat 'em, blow 'em away with tailwind."

by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

tailwinding

The act of passing gas as you walk, leaving a wake of unpleasant smell behind you

Johnny was tailwinding down Park Avenue, much to the dismay of those walking behind him.

by kidmuto April 22, 2010

tailwind tailwind

The occasion when one farts while walking down the street and the prevailing air currents make said odor follow the perpetrator for several city blocks, preventing their escape and blocking deniability.

Bob innocently passed gas, but the tailwind tailwind made sure that everyone knew it was him.

by Verbiose Cop August 12, 2013