tail-wind

An opposite-of-headwind breeze dat you would NOT want to have happen if you yourself were producing a significant "tail-wind" which you did not want to have to smell.

If you need to avoid a tail-wind to prevent your own "tail-wind" from assailing yer nostrils, ya can always try simply walking in da opposite direction.

tail-wind by QuacksO March 27, 2026

faster than a Florida tail wind 

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

faster than a Florida tail wind by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

tailwind 

An affectionate term used to describe farting, flatulance, or offensive odors and/or sounds originating from the rectum.

"Her tailwind is about the loudest I've ever heard."

"Tommy was mighty proud of his powerful tailwind."

"If you can't beat 'em, blow 'em away with tailwind."

tailwind by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

tailwinding 

The act of passing gas as you walk, leaving a wake of unpleasant smell behind you

Johnny was tailwinding down Park Avenue, much to the dismay of those walking behind him.

tailwinding by kidmuto April 22, 2010

tailwind tailwind 

The occasion when one farts while walking down the street and the prevailing air currents make said odor follow the perpetrator for several city blocks, preventing their escape and blocking deniability.

Bob innocently passed gas, but the tailwind tailwind made sure that everyone knew it was him.

tailwind tailwind by Verbiose Cop August 12, 2013