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faster than a Florida tail wind 

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

tailwind 

An affectionate term used to describe farting, flatulance, or offensive odors and/or sounds originating from the rectum.
"Her tailwind is about the loudest I've ever heard."

"Tommy was mighty proud of his powerful tailwind."

"If you can't beat 'em, blow 'em away with tailwind."
tailwind by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

tailwinding 

The act of passing gas as you walk, leaving a wake of unpleasant smell behind you
Johnny was tailwinding down Park Avenue, much to the dismay of those walking behind him.
tailwinding by kidmuto April 22, 2010

tailwind tailwind 

The occasion when one farts while walking down the street and the prevailing air currents make said odor follow the perpetrator for several city blocks, preventing their escape and blocking deniability.
Bob innocently passed gas, but the tailwind tailwind made sure that everyone knew it was him.
tailwind tailwind by Verbiose Cop August 12, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004