Taffy Pulling 

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

Taffy Pulling by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009

pulling taffy 

The act of pulling on a scrotum which has similar properties to that of taffy.

She reached down for his balls and tugged but her fingers cringed, she was pulling taffy.

pulling taffy by SmellsLikeGarbargeInHere March 20, 2018

pulling taffy 

the act of masturbating while skipping school.

James was late for school, because he was pulling taffy.

pulling taffy by B-I-G--B-O-Y January 13, 2009

Pulling Taffy 

Stroking one's cock while watching a webcam or thinking erotic thoughts.

He watched her undress in front of the cam as he was pulling taffy. Saltwater taffy is a candy and an upper-body workout all in one. To give it its light but chewy texture, you’ll be pulling it, and pulling it, and pulling it for up to 15 minutes.

Pulling Taffy by niccib January 2, 2009

pulling taffy 

female masturbation.

"Jane never gets any so I bet she spends half her time pulling taffy."

pulling taffy by KDinTX August 29, 2009

Pulling taffy 

When it is very hot outside and you’re sweating so bad that one testicle sticks to one leg and the second testicle sticks to the other leg. Then when you walk your scrotum looks like beef jerky in a taffy pulling machine.

Man I’m going to need the gold bond extra I’m pulling taffy so bad!

Pulling taffy by anonymous April 10, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005