tae'd 

not lucky; lacking good fortune; ill-fated.

I tried to get her phone number, but was tae'd.

tae'd by Big$Grip August 10, 2007

Dil-tae-do 

Person who combines the martial arts and the art of handling not one but two Dildos linked with a rope or chain like nunchucks.

Wow, she has skills, she must be a Dil-tae-do black belt.

Dil-tae-do by Mr. Miyagy-do October 21, 2009

Tae Kwon Doerobics 

Dance aerobics that are inspired by the martial arts. It includes movements such as front kicks, roundhouse kicks, side kicks, punches, hand chops, and spear hands. This workout is generally accompanied by "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.

Usually taught in low level Tae Kwon Do or Karate schools. It caters to people who want to brag that they study martial arts but without ever having to take a kick or a punch or otherwise risk getting hurt during practice. These schools also rely on their Tae Kwon Doerobic prowess during demonstrations that entice families to sign up for this non-violent, yet seemingly impressive form of training.

Belt ranks (and eventually a Black Belt) can be earned in Tae Kwon Doerobics by attending class regularly for a period of time.

Jerry has a black belt in Tae Kwon Doerobics. That means he can out-dance his opponent AND look menacing at the same time. We just pray this either scares or amuses his attacker so Jerry doesn't get really hurt.

Tae Kwon Doerobics by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012

Tae kwon don't 

When someone who thinks they are hot shit because they are highly ranked in a mcdojo and goes out gets in a fight and gets owned like no tomorrow.Therefore all those years of Tae kwon do becomes tae kwon don't in a matter of seconds.

Dude that bum totally kicked the shit out of that Tae kwon don't black belt

Tae kwon don't by El Grinder December 12, 2009

Tae kwon do 

Tae - To strike with the foot
Kwon - To destroy with the fist
Do - The art / way of...

The Korean art of kicking and punching - which would kick your arse.

Tae kwon do by Tom August 2, 2003

Tae Blonde Do

When a blonde goes ape shit and whips out fighting moves seemingly above her strength and skill level but made possible by pure rage. Also known as JuShitZu

Damn Bill Julie was so pissed she went Tae Blonde Do on me last night

Tae Blonde Do by Dutch Indian June 17, 2010

tae kwon do 

An umbrella term for Korean martial arts styles united in the 1950s. Some schools trace a heritage through one of the more narrowly defined "kwans" that existed before the unification. Drawing from a mixture of influences, it is best known for its explosive kicks and strikes. Most similar to karate, but tends to be less linear and more motive. A good school will do sparring (rule based, but hardens the body), breaking (accuracy), and self-defense exercises.

Unfortunately, in recent times, Tae Kwon Do's loose definition and the willingness of many to use it as mere training for Olympic-style Sparring has resulted in many poorly run schools.

As with any martial art, there are advantages and disadvantages; no single style is complete. And remember it the skill lies in the school and the artist, not the style.

No, I can't go to the prom after-party; I have a four-hour long check-up in Tae Kwon Do tomorrow.

tae kwon do by Calabrino L December 3, 2007