tacticlods

Slang for the male testicles
derived from the greeks in 14 BC

1. My tacticlods itch.
2. AHH THOSE WERE MY TACTICLODS YOU JUST STOMPED ON!
3. Please place my tacticlods in your mouth.

tacticlods by Jared Mitchell March 9, 2008

Tacticiously 

adjective
1. An act by anyone planned tactically to destroy the other.

How does it feel now when I've tacticiously cut you out of your future earnings?

Tacticiously by asteinman September 5, 2014

tacticos 

A tactico is a football fan (Mainly Manchester United) that thinks they are the prophecy of the game. They usually tend to rate awful players so when they have the odd half-decent performance in a blue moon, they claim they are “ahead of the curve”, milk said performance to the limit and actually convince a few that the shit player in question is any good. They usually hate players like David de gea or ronaldo because they “can’t play in a system” and claim that the club will only move forward once they’ve left, yet rate the likes of Harry maguire for having a few good long balls which usually don’t lead to anything and are only done for aesthetic purposes. they also seemingly only watch football with calculators and not their actual eyes and bring up XG statistics into their day to day conversational life

Normal Fan: “I think Harry maguire has been very poor today, personally I think we should consider selling him”
Tacticos: “Shut the fuck up you casual, you just don’t see the game in it’s true light. Did you see his Xfiveyardpasses? He’s going to be very key in the new system

tacticos by Incognito man United fan May 13, 2022