The tacovestite feeds on
bush and fish, ... it has a terrible haircut and wears flannel and birkenstocks, listens to enya and hates sausage.
The Tacovestite can be found at womens basketball or softball games,Lilithfair, or at mexican restaurants where they can
eat a
taco with no hands.
Upon seeing two Tacovestites in close proximity, heterosexual males of any species
will be rendered sterile and unisexual, as the sight would be so heinous, there would be no recovery