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The tacovestite feeds on bush and fish, ... it has a terrible haircut and wears flannel and birkenstocks, listens to enya and hates sausage.

The Tacovestite can be found at womens basketball or softball games,Lilithfair, or at mexican restaurants where they can eat a taco with no hands.

Upon seeing two Tacovestites in close proximity, heterosexual males of any species will be rendered sterile and unisexual, as the sight would be so heinous, there would be no recovery
Check out that chicks hair, what a tacovestite.
by FMAF March 02, 2009
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