Twainitus 

A common affliction suffered by facebook users wherein they prentiously aspire to make everything they post a perenial moment in the history of Western literature and philosophical thought and/or witty aphorisms of universal truth found in the mundanity's of their banal lives.

"To brush my teeth or not to brush my teeth, that is the question"

"The dog has shit on the carpet again, ah, the story of mankind"

These guys have Twainitus.

Twainitus by lowgold December 25, 2011

Taintitus

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes.

Taintitus: When your taint is sick AF and running a fever. Usually caused from biddie hoes

Man: “Give me your hand.” Man puts hand on taint.

Woman: “ohh, that’s hot. You probably have taintinus!” -Doctor, MD

Taintitus by Tainthandler July 7, 2018

tabinitus 

Military term referring to those who fake injury to get out of a certain exercise known as 'tabbing'

"This lad has got a case of tabinitus"

tabinitus by The Heed December 20, 2006

Taintus

The smell between a male's penis and asshole.

As I went deep down on Brad's sweaty hot throbbing shaft, I got a wafting aroma of Taintus.

Taintus by RandomGuy1010 May 10, 2015

twainis 

a goof...twat/anus/penis

sheesh, what a twainis you've become ken

twainis by m 0'nuillian January 18, 2004

Tinituss 

A very dumb and scared male, most Tinituss’s are afraid of knives.

Girl: IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS KNIFE!
Male: AAAAAAH!
Male 2: Omg what a Tinituss.

Tinituss by SHAKALAKABEEZ December 8, 2021

Trinitus

Ringing or buzzing in the ears caused by attending an event with excessively loud music in Trinidad and Tobago.

Soldier we gone a rock show in Trinidad and d music was too fucking loud. 3 days later i still have trinitus.

Trinitus by Soldiermanbomboclaat May 31, 2018