Tabitus

An adjective which may describe any object or being which appears to be diseased in any manner. Forms of disease covered by Tabitus are behavioral and physical. The behavioral half of Tabitus covers sentient living entities and the physical aspect of Tabitus includes objects. Thus meaning that someone's behavior may be diseased, and therefore they have Tabitus, and if an object looks diseased, it has Tabitus. For example a severely damaged piece of bread may be described as having Tabitus; if someone is melon-moding in the middle of the road, they may qualify to have Tabitus.

Get off the roof you tabitus bearing scoundrel!

by Melon Thighs October 7, 2021

Tobitus

Inflammation of the throat when the subject has eye contact with a woman. It is a rare disease named after Tobias Faulkner, the only known carrier of Tobitus. It is believed that the inflammation is caused by a crippling fear of women.

Tobitus is often confused with tenustraphobia, however Tobitus only occurs with eye contact.

I can't talk to women, I have Tobitus.

by Bobby Brester May 5, 2023

tabitis

the condition in firefox (the choice of any self-respecting internet user) where one finds themselves overwhelmed by the massive amount of tabs they have open. This can be cured by getting an add-on that lets you store tabs.

"I was shopping for cars and opened so many tabs that they didn't fit! I must have tabitis..."

by jf713jf August 16, 2008

tabitos

tuh-bee-toes

Slang. Can mean many different kinds of snacks, for example: burritos, taquitos, tostitos, fritos, rollitos, Doritos, Sun Chips, etc.

"Hey man grab some tabitos while you're up"
(Doritos or Tostitos or Sun Chips)

"You want tabitos?"
(Taquitos)

"You wanna make tabitos?"
(Burritos)

by Ben Schimizze May 16, 2005

Tabius...

Aye hes that black kid who is good at everything.he is friends with jerry who is gay as fuck.

have you seen that Tabius... he is lit.

by T4NKxx May 13, 2019

Tabius

Tabius greek name of Black nigga. If you have a tabius then you are lucky. they are usally black. and short. they are better than jerry, jerry is gay as fuck.

Tabius. So cool

by T4NKxx May 14, 2019

tacitussonoglu

Both an adjective and a guys name usable in multiple countries, has mainly Turkish-Dutch roots to it mixed with an English flow. This name is entirely made up by one guy who wants to stay anonymous but does deserve the credits so imma give it to you: Tarık Güngör. The adjective form of the word may seem negative but kind of is not. Its a weird combo to exspress annoying snob-hate in a not so mean way.

Why do you have to be a tacitussonoglu person all the time? I'm running out of patience.

by Clever Desireé January 29, 2018