t owned
When some wide receiver, usually Terrell Owens (aka T.O.) scorches past the defense for a long gain and/or touchdown.
t owned by Donovan McNabb July 3, 2008
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(T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)
1)To excessively "one-up" someone
2)To be the victim of great misfortune
3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version
4)Establish your dominance without doing anything
2)To be the victim of great misfortune
3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version
4)Establish your dominance without doing anything
"Man, I was walking down the street and this guy got (T)otally(R)ediculously own(ed) by a cement truck."
"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
(T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed) by DaSmidgen October 3, 2008
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shanty towned
The act of getting so drunk and looking like such a mess that people may mistake you for living in a shanty town.
Sam: Ite mate, what went down last night?
Will: I dunno man, I drank so much I can't remember, must've got absolutely shanty towned.
Sam: Mate that's a par!
Will: I dunno man, I drank so much I can't remember, must've got absolutely shanty towned.
Sam: Mate that's a par!
shanty towned by blibs563 September 19, 2011
Ham Towned
Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.
Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...
Ham Towned by DKnDuBois' May 16, 2011
towned
A hybridization of "towed" and "owned." Used in reference to a situation where your car gets towed away and you get slapped with a huge fine at the most inopportune time.
towned by Karjoe Goldzik October 8, 2005
Towned
Towned by Soulkeeper December 15, 2008
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Notes:
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