t owned

When some wide receiver, usually Terrell Owens (aka T.O.) scorches past the defense for a long gain and/or touchdown.

Terrell Owens: 70-yard TD catch

"Man, he just T Owned that defensive back."

by Donovan McNabb July 3, 2008

(T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)

1)To excessively "one-up" someone

2)To be the victim of great misfortune

3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version

4)Establish your dominance without doing anything

"Man, I was walking down the street and this guy got (T)otally(R)ediculously own(ed) by a cement truck."

"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."

"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."

by DaSmidgen October 3, 2008

towned

A bastardization of the concatenation of "told" and "owned"

Oh dang...you just got towned.

by Chicken October 18, 2004

shanty towned

The act of getting so drunk and looking like such a mess that people may mistake you for living in a shanty town.

Sam: Ite mate, what went down last night?
Will: I dunno man, I drank so much I can't remember, must've got absolutely shanty towned.
Sam: Mate that's a par!

by blibs563 September 19, 2011

Ham Towned

Being Hammered, Drunk, Belligerently Intoxicated, Blacking Out, or whatever other slang for being drunk is.

Oh my god Jim, its a sunday?! Why are you drinking?!
Yeah, so what? I dont have a final tomorrow!
Dude you are so ham towned...

by DKnDuBois' May 16, 2011

towned

A hybridization of "towed" and "owned." Used in reference to a situation where your car gets towed away and you get slapped with a huge fine at the most inopportune time.

"Man, Eugene got totally towned by Smitty's Towing Services this morning."

by Karjoe Goldzik October 8, 2005

Towned

Related to Owned. it's applied to people that uses cheats on counter strike: source servers.

Tower uses cheats. Tower has been banned from the server. he has been TOWNED.

by Soulkeeper December 15, 2008