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Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.
Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!
by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011
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Funkytowned

The act of getting brutally murdered by the South American drug cartel. This term is in reference to a viral video in which a person, most likely a male, is brutally tortured with a sickle and box cutter among other things while the song “Funkytown” plays in the background.
Be careful hermano, the last thing you want is to get funkytowned.
by MrBoniface September 15, 2021
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