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T.Oliver 

noun: insightful person possessing enormous talent, incredible humor and extreme bitterness. Highly judgemental and stubborn to a fault.
After years of hard work and some small degree of success he became quite the T.Oliver.
T.Oliver by TOLiver February 4, 2010
Words you can keep
A man with a very small pp who likes sucking small pp preferably with the name of joris and traps kids in hid basement and fucks elderly women
girl:who is that guy
Boy : oh shit its an oliver t run
Oliver T by gamemasher073 April 10, 2020

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear
I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

Don Toliver 

Rapper from Houston that first started to blow up after being featured on Travis Scott’s Album, ASTROWORLD. Specifically the song “Can’t Say”. He was signed to Cactus Jack and went on to make singles like “No Idea”, “Situation”, “Can’t Feel My Legs” and “Back Up” featuring Wiz Khalifa which was also featured in Madden. “No Idea” blew up on the social media platform, TikTok. He has released one album in 2018 called “Donny Womack”. He was also featured in “JACKBOYS”, a project by the cactus jack members. He is currently planning to release a new album called “Heaven or Hell” in 2020.
Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Just listening to some Don Toliver.
Friend: Damn you got some good taste in music.
Don Toliver by XXXCUMINMYASS March 1, 2020

sweet toliver 

The act of engaging in anal sex and immediately afterward felating the feces covered penis.
Dude, naw, it was nothing like that. She gave me a dirty toliver on the first date!
sweet toliver by Ratt Baxter September 10, 2004

toliver mcfailure 

The state of being one "TOliver" while having your father do a hoe-down up front. This of course leads to the disowning of one's family.
Theodore "VindowViper" Oliver
toliver mcfailure by Phasmatis568 January 23, 2004

Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.
Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"
Toliver Stats by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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