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A man with a very small pp who likes sucking small pp preferably with the name of joris and traps kids in hid basement and fucks elderly women
girl:who is that guy
Boy : oh shit its an oliver t run
Oliver T by gamemasher073 April 10, 2020

I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but...

An idiom used to preface vocalizing something everyone knows and should be acknowledged but no body wants to hear
I don't mean to fling olives on the floor but... this water cooler conversation is going to make us late for the meeting

Don Toliver 

Rapper from Houston that first started to blow up after being featured on Travis Scott’s Album, ASTROWORLD. Specifically the song “Can’t Say”. He was signed to Cactus Jack and went on to make singles like “No Idea”, “Situation”, “Can’t Feel My Legs” and “Back Up” featuring Wiz Khalifa which was also featured in Madden. “No Idea” blew up on the social media platform, TikTok. He has released one album in 2018 called “Donny Womack”. He was also featured in “JACKBOYS”, a project by the cactus jack members. He is currently planning to release a new album called “Heaven or Hell” in 2020.
Friend: What are you listening to?
Me: Just listening to some Don Toliver.
Friend: Damn you got some good taste in music.
Don Toliver by XXXCUMINMYASS March 1, 2020

sweet toliver 

The act of engaging in anal sex and immediately afterward felating the feces covered penis.
Dude, naw, it was nothing like that. She gave me a dirty toliver on the first date!
sweet toliver by Ratt Baxter September 10, 2004

toliver mcfailure 

The state of being one "TOliver" while having your father do a hoe-down up front. This of course leads to the disowning of one's family.
Theodore "VindowViper" Oliver
toliver mcfailure by Phasmatis568 January 23, 2004

Toliver Stats

A high level of play in Battlefield 5. Stats that are only achieved by the elitest players. One who has achieved Toliver stats is regarded in the highest.
Guy 1: "Man, I just went 87-0!"
Guy 2: "Those are Toliver stats!!"
Toliver Stats by xBoBeaverx March 9, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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