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It’s another misspelling of the word the it’s like teh but it’s t he it’s used when you type fast and accidentally put a space between the “t” and the “he” its a simple nuisance by your retarded brain.
Guy 1: yo where are we gonna hang my broskie

Guy 2: I think we shall hang at t he movie theater or t he skatepark
Guy 1: ok that sounds very epic and very cashmoney
t he by Underloved pice of milk February 24, 2020

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! 

He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!! — The epitaph of any dead snitch that thought that the witness protection program would keep him safe.
A member of the community standing over a bullet riddled body with a rat in each hand and one shoved in its mouth:

“ He was running his mouth, wasn’t he!!!!!!!”

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me

Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.

Won't HE do it ? 

"won't HE do it? " is when the grill master Mike Evans shows up in your FB timeline unexpectedly without warning or notice; but with a whole lot of SMOKE, BRISKET, RIBS, and PORK BUTT . . . gently reminding YOU that HE is about to bless folks with his barbecue
"yo, Big Mike was on Live again with that smoke ! Won't he do it ?"
Won't HE do it ? by 123_Reptile August 9, 2019

Well he’s Scottish isn’t he 

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent
“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough”

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭 

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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