tærtings

Very hot girl. More slang version of the word tært.

She was very tærtings.

by Trucadon August 28, 2018

textingship

a textingship is like when you maintain a relationship like only through like texting nshit.

brosquito 1: hey did you hear about Casey?

brosquito 2: nah, what happened?

brosquito 1: he fucking got carpel tunnel from his textingship with that prude.

by fuxbitches January 5, 2012

Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013

tartingles

feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.

When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.

It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.

Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!

by professor Quinta December 1, 2006

Pop-Tarting

The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.

I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.

by The Hist March 26, 2020

Twerting

Flirting on Twitter. Derived from a combination of flirting and tweeting.

Mike was twerting with Mary but Mary was unimpressed with his twerting and was twerting elsewhere with Brad.

by Aussie Cossie October 12, 2009

Tarting about

Messing about, fumbling, mucking about: particularly used in the north of England in a derogatory way, to describe some action the speaker believes is not being done properly, or is being done to slowly and inefficiently.

Kevin, stop tarting about and give me that spanner, you knob head. I'll show you how it's done!

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009