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szaleks are very cute
dream: hey do you see a szalek
george: yes i see a szalek
dream: szalek is so cute
szalek by szalekfan1234 February 12, 2021
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agata szalek

agata szalek is a type of spice and dream and the agata szaleks informed that the second Pavement song is coming out on Friday the 21st this may 2021 at midnight!
ARONA: ewww it is an agata szalek!
Magdaddy: ikr...like it is disgusting!
agata szalek by szalekfan1234 May 17, 2021
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Nicholas Salek

A hot and charming man that is extremely sexually attractive.
"Wow that guy is such a Nicholas Salek, you should totally ask him out"
A traveller, one who seeks the truth about things; it may be a form of physical travel but can also refer to travelling in the mind and soul.
One who will try or see things for himself by actually going to the place of action, thought or feeling.
1st person: I have never seen this guy in town before?
2nd person: That guy comes from the east, he is a salek, he will be leaving tomorrow for California.

She is so distant, always in her own world, shes such a salek.

salek by Prince of Kashmir December 9, 2008
A small brownish man usually employed in food service. He is angry and somewhat highly violent in ration to his smallish size. His hair is unkempt and he usually belongs to terrorist sleeper cell organizations. He gets the sickness sometimes and asks people, "are you.. Japanese?" Overall he is a great guy to have on your side.
What's up with the salekh hair today? Did you join a terrorist organization?
Salekh by oyeboman1381 May 15, 2010
I'm gonna shalekh n go to sleep, later.
shalekh by kikkoman69 June 8, 2004

Spaleklek 

A term used when refering to the arthritis in your joints, which may cause the joint to lock in place. Also when a joint cannot withstand carrying heavy objects due to the weakness in the bones.

It may also be used to describe a person who cannot speak english properly, generally those who are of asian background.
"I cannot hold this heavy frying pan for a long time, my wrist is a bit Spaleklek"

"Your english is so Spaleklek!" "Sorry, I'm very wrong mistaken enough."
Spaleklek by M.T.A.S November 19, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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