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agata szalek

agata szalek is a type of spice and dream and the agata szaleks informed that the second Pavement song is coming out on Friday the 21st this may 2021 at midnight!
ARONA: ewww it is an agata szalek!
Magdaddy: ikr...like it is disgusting!
agata szalek by szalekfan1234 May 17, 2021
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Nicholas Salek

A hot and charming man that is extremely sexually attractive.
"Wow that guy is such a Nicholas Salek, you should totally ask him out"
A traveller, one who seeks the truth about things; it may be a form of physical travel but can also refer to travelling in the mind and soul.
One who will try or see things for himself by actually going to the place of action, thought or feeling.
1st person: I have never seen this guy in town before?
2nd person: That guy comes from the east, he is a salek, he will be leaving tomorrow for California.

She is so distant, always in her own world, shes such a salek.
salek by Prince of Kashmir December 9, 2008
A small brownish man usually employed in food service. He is angry and somewhat highly violent in ration to his smallish size. His hair is unkempt and he usually belongs to terrorist sleeper cell organizations. He gets the sickness sometimes and asks people, "are you.. Japanese?" Overall he is a great guy to have on your side.
What's up with the salekh hair today? Did you join a terrorist organization?
Salekh by oyeboman1381 May 15, 2010
I'm gonna shalekh n go to sleep, later.
shalekh by kikkoman69 June 8, 2004

Spaleklek 

A term used when refering to the arthritis in your joints, which may cause the joint to lock in place. Also when a joint cannot withstand carrying heavy objects due to the weakness in the bones.

It may also be used to describe a person who cannot speak english properly, generally those who are of asian background.
"I cannot hold this heavy frying pan for a long time, my wrist is a bit Spaleklek"

"Your english is so Spaleklek!" "Sorry, I'm very wrong mistaken enough."
Spaleklek by M.T.A.S November 19, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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