Szadek

Szadeks are usually smart at first but as they grow older they slow down to the non-intelligent level of (most of) their peers, while still keeping their semi-advanced vocabulary and not useful information. They are usually depressed and overeat, yet keep a balanced weight range. They can be attracted to the same person for long periods of time, and some days they could be having a good time and others are the start of a month of bad luck. Szadeks will most likely be blamed for shit they didn't do, maybe even resulting in being in an imprisonment for one such thing. They usually do decent in school and are good at unimportant things like gaming or pokemon.

Ex. 1:
Person 1: Once upon a time, I was a Szadek when it came to being Dirty Minded, now I don't even know what lube is while the big brains do.
Person 2: Ok zoomer
Person 1. The correct terminology is "Ok boomer"
Ex. 2:
Person 3: You're such a Szadek. You really think knowing the locations of all the legendaries from memory will get you anywhere in life?
Person 4: Yeh bruh
Ex. 3:
Person 3: Stop I don't wanna swing I have a phobia of heights.
An actual Szadek himself: You mean acrophobia?
Person 3: No dumbass that's the fear of acrobatics or athleticism. (pulls up phone and searches up acrophobia)
Person 3: Heyyyy Szadek my vocabulary isn't that big you know uh I'm just as dumb as you are.

by QuackInTheRain November 24, 2019