Spaleklek 

A term used when refering to the arthritis in your joints, which may cause the joint to lock in place. Also when a joint cannot withstand carrying heavy objects due to the weakness in the bones.

It may also be used to describe a person who cannot speak english properly, generally those who are of asian background.

"I cannot hold this heavy frying pan for a long time, my wrist is a bit Spaleklek"

"Your english is so Spaleklek!" "Sorry, I'm very wrong mistaken enough."

Spaleklek by M.T.A.S November 19, 2010

spackleknacker 

When you've got the runs and the spackle gets on your knackers

Johnny got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of girls. What a spackleknacker!

spackleknacker by Gavin Spackleknacker January 2, 2008

Spallek

A very rare species from the family of the 'Kek‘. His special talents are schnorring from people and that is just really it. You can indentify a 'Spallek‘ by his high queeky tones when he is angry. 'Spallek‘ are mostly seen in on the bench of football fields making his high queeky noises.

Spallek sitting on the bench schnorring.

Spallek by Der Allerechte 31 October 14, 2019