Shwerty 

To describe someone absolutely dumbfounded or stupid.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Heston?
Person 2: Yeah no dude, he's a complete Shwerty.

Shwerty by Shwerty March 11, 2021

Shwerpy 

The name of someone who breaks promises.

I hate shwerpy

Shwerpy by I Live in a Box June 24, 2018

ketchup shwetty 

A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!

ketchup shwetty by YAWA August 14, 2017

shwertay 

An alternate to saying shvatzah, because some shvahs know what it means by now. This can be referred to as Yiddish ebonics, fools.

"Who do you get your shwag from?"

"Jarvis, that raggidy-ass shwertay."

shwertay by Charmeleons February 6, 2009

shwety sacks 

when you have a sweat sack

Ingmar and Sebastian have very shwety sacks during history class

shwety sacks by sebstud July 9, 2011

sqwerty

Ejaculating over the keyboard after watching harcore porn on the internet.

Get me a tissue...... and a new keyboard while your at it i just did a sqwerty!

sqwerty by .::numb::. October 10, 2006

swerty 

it's an adjective. it can mean any fucking thing you want. it's also fun to type.

your so swerty
thats swerty

swerty by sertyujhnbvgyuil December 15, 2008